For those that don't know me that well, I am eternally lazy. Thirsty? Ehhh, it can wait. Gotta pee? Not until my leg starts bouncing. This is why I have recently found myself watching movies that we own on cable.
Today I caught pieces of Pride & Prejudice, The Dark Knight, and The Big Lebowski. The latter provided some of the most comedic edits ever. (And that's saying a lot. Ever seen the edited Showgirls?)
Some particularly funny edits:
"They peed on my valued rug!"
"I'll slurp your Coke for $1,000."
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps and feed him scrambled eggs!"
It is my eternal laziness that brought you this nugget of joy. Now my leg is bouncing.