Sunday, June 26, 2011

Cable Movies are... Better!?

For those that don't know me that well, I am eternally lazy. Thirsty? Ehhh, it can wait. Gotta pee? Not until my leg starts bouncing. This is why I have recently found myself watching movies that we own on cable.

Today I caught pieces of Pride & Prejudice, The Dark Knight, and The Big Lebowski. The latter provided some of the most comedic edits ever. (And that's saying a lot. Ever seen the edited Showgirls?)

Some particularly funny edits:

"They peed on my valued rug!"

"I'll slurp your Coke for $1,000."

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps and feed him scrambled eggs!"

It is my eternal laziness that brought you this nugget of joy. Now my leg is bouncing.

1 comment:

  1. I hope you get to pee in a Japanese toilet like they have in Hawaii. I don't see why you won't. They are amazing. They wash and dry you. Sort of like a shower head from down below. Then you hit the warm air button. I only saw one in Hawaii but I would stop and use it every time we passed even if I didn't need to. Nana xxxx